The Location Where the Uncivilized Creatures Reside

The Location Where the Uncivilized Creatures Reside

a storybook for the precocious child

The eventide Maximilian donned his Canis Lupus garb and proceeded to perpetrate shenanigans of one fashion.

and another

His female parental guardian denominated him, “UNCIVILIZED CREATURE!” and Maximilian ululated, “I’LL GORMANDIZE YOU SUPERSONICALLY!” so he was directed to his quarters without masticating any alimentation.

That particular eventide in Maximilian's quarters a timberland materialized.

and materialized-

and materialized until his ceiling hung about with botany and the confines of the room transformed to the terrain all about.

and a brine of gargantuan proportions plummeted by with an esoteric sea vessel for Maximilian and he voyaged off amidst dusk and dawn

and in and out of fortnights

and almost over a year to the location where the uncivilized creatures reside.

And at the time when he arrived at the area where the uncivilized creatures reside they caterwauled their horrendous caterwauls and gnashed their horrendous fangs

and rolled there horrendous ocular nerves and displayed their horrendous talons

until Maximilian commanded “BE ARCADIAN!” and domesticated them by utilizing the mystical artifice

of gazing into all their vermillion-hued visions void of blinking once and they were emasculated and designated him the most uncivilized creature of all

and appointed him monarch of all uncivilized beings

“And thusly,” proclaimed Maximilian, “Let the barbaric cacophony commence!”

“Now cease!” Maximilian portrayed and whisked the uncivilized creatures off to bed lacking any food-based indulgence. And Maximilian the monarch of all uncivilized creatures felt sequestered and longed to be where someone adored him utmostly.

Then all throughout from far yonder athwart the heavenly body he whiffed desirable pleasantries to partake of, so Maximilian relinquished being emperor of the location where the uncivilized creatures reside.

But the uncivilized creatures moaned, “We beseech: don’t elope - we’ll dispatch of you - we are keen of you so!” And Maximilian spoke, “Negative!”

The uncivilized creatures caterwauled their horrendous caterwauls and gnashed their horrendous fangs, and rolled their horrendous ocular nerves and displayed their horrendous talons but Max ascended upon his confidential schooner and waved farewell

and sailed back over a year and in and out of fortnights and over a 24 hour period

and into the dark hours of his very own quarters where Maximilian discovered his supper awaiting him

and it was still of adequate temperature for ingestion.