Breezy's Quirks

Breezy has some quirks. She has weird reactions sometimes. She decided to make a list of these quirks because Jack thinks the existence of this list is somehow useful. 

Reactions to...

1) Cute things~ Breezy squishes her face up and balls up her fists and hunches over. She also gets particularly bouncy. 

2) Scary things~ Breezy usually drops to the floor and curls up in a little ball (i.e when things jump out at her). Breezy also plugs her ears (on roller coasters) and sometimes hides behind things (like during scary movies of when watching fireworks). 

3) Stressful things~ Breezy can't handle stressful things. She likes to push these things out of her mind in stressful situations. This makes her a very skilled procrastinator. But when things get the best of her, she cracks her knuckles repeatedly, licks her lips fastidiously, her limbs go numb, and she gets dizzy. Sometimes her vision gets blurry. 

4) Happiness, Happiness~ This is Breezy's favorite emotion. (Obviously). Her limbs go all sugary and her head still goes all dizzy, but it's a pleasant dizzy. She stoops on her tip-toes and twitters about. She smiles a-lot and giggles too much. 

5) Anxiety-inducing things~ See "Stressful Things" 

6) Awkward things~ A very ubiquitous feature in Breezy (fun fact: 68% of Breezy is "Awkward"). During these painful times, Breezy tends to: shrug, fling her arms about like noodles, mumble a series of "mehs" and related noises, pace around in circles (she also does this when she is thoughtful/ in a conversation/ lacking conversation... she is a bit restless), and touch people's faces in a way that is the definition of "Awkward". Sometimes she even stutters and makes excessive movements with her hands. 

7) Things Involving "Love"~ See "Happiness, Happiness" 

8) Exciting things!~ Breezy jumps around and talks very fast and makes strange facial expressions! She purses her lips and smiles really huge and convulses a bit! She shakes her bangin' bangs and does something similar to "jazz hands" and makes noises like "oeuf" or "aghygh"! 

9) Anger-inducing things~ Not an admirable emotion of Breezy's. Her lip curls up and she frowns and stinks around and blushes and clenches her fists and sputters euphemisms and sometimes throws things. 

10) Funny things~ Breezy giggles and laughs, of-course. She is a person. But she also doubles over and rubs her eyes and rolls around maybe she's alone. Sometimes people think they've "broken" her since she has over exaggerated laughs. 

11) Sentimental things~ Another favorite emotion of Breezy. During these special times, her bottom lil often protrudes from her face and her head tweaks left of right a 90 degree angle and she sighs big cutesy-type sighs. She also holds her arm to her chest (and maybe sometimes the object of sentiment as well), and makes little chirpy noises. 

12) Flusteredness-Inducing things~ This makes it hard to function for Breezy. Her knead bend in and she twitches a bit and madly flings her arms around. She turns numerous shades of pink or red and spins around in frustration and growls and maybe sometimes even gets teary. Not the sad kind of teary. The angry and futile kind of teary. She even has little conniption fits where she has to rub her ankles or continuously smooth out her hair. (See Jack's depiction of flustered Breezy below.)

~Aaaand, finished.~~

Editor's note: 

Breezy probably needs help.